Harriet –
I have wanted to say this
For a million years.

Your face is cruel.
Your daughter
Popped all those balloons because
She didn’t want that party -
And Eton will not
FIX YOUR SON.

This family is split down the middle –
The hard ******* and the
Fruitloops.
Get used to it, Harriet.
Your kids belong to us.