Me: Yogurt
Gurt: Sybau ✌️
✌️: What did I do
I: Bro ***
***: Hey man what's up
man: Yo gurt you're so wrapped up in your own vanity and self-centered nonsense that you're missing real connection with all of the people around you. Soon everybody who cares about you will vanish and you'll be left with nothing but emptiness and memories of a wasted life.
Gurt: mb bro
bro: You didn't do anything to me
Me: Yeah so why are you bringing me up

THE END