i look in the mirror and what do i see?
a pretty face, as beautiful as me!
                                                                  or an ugly ogre, as wretched as me?
i sing for the birds and what do i hear?
a chip-tune back, and i shed a tear!
                                                                              or a cry of fear when i near?
i take a look around and what do i realize?
everyone, their eyes on me!
                                                      leave me alone, i did not mean to advertise!