Due to depletion
of their natural habitat,
geese have lost their
innate silliness.
In response,
they've generationally
committed to
a calculated pettiness–
method acting as
the world's
surliest birds–
in order to destabilize,
and thereby own,
the bipedal mammals
who so routinely
infringe upon their
closely guarded
personal
honk space.