I went to hell once looking to save a friend
I thought for sure I wouldn't break but I would bend
The path there is easy to find
But once your there your in a bind
I entered willingly a terrible place
And almost lost myself without a trace
The Devil found me and asked why I was there
I pleaded for my friend and asked if he would be fair
He offered me a chance on a wager for my soul
Somehow I new that would be his goal
He's clever and crafty and somehow tricked me
Now I was bound to hell and never would be free
I languished there for an eternity
Came to realize unlike heaven hell is not a paternity
I started scheming what I could use this realization for
There had to be a key at it's core
The Devil's wife noticed my minds fixation
When she approached I tempted a little flirtation
She could see my armored heart was still intact
The Devil had left it knowing I would suffer more infact
Amused with me she offered a chance
If I could ****** her with my parlance
I seemed to have nothing to lose so I gave it a go
She was certainly amused as we went toe to toe
I could see she was neglected a little
The Devils was very busy usually with his shizzle
She knew very well how to play a part
Succeeded in breaking my armored heart
In the process I had won her over
Seduced her and won her favor
She told the Devil my friend and I were released
He and I were very pleased
The Devil was angry but prepared our depart
She told me our release was not free and she would be keeping my heart
So we both left with our soul
But I had to leave my heart back in that hole
And so it is the Devil wants your soul but his wife wants your heart