poor richards almanac, the telephone pages, yellow pages
white pages, new york standard networking skills, no cheat codes phone sharks, you will get x'd  out of cool and served want ad's ala backpage tramps, the ladies have always been tramps lookin for a tram out of town boys,

and non profits are why we provide poor richard an excuse for work and fatherly duties, because we don't mind that he and his pumpkins only go on sale by the wayside farms of the road once and an often thought about side of getting to work is staying out of peoples business because i just tagged you all with the espionage act courtesy of interpol and linkin park,  enjoy discordian's office gates. shes a big interpol officer. never heard of you, giddy up