i need to be as cheap as possible
and look as rich as possible

i need to spend as little as possible
and be as pimped out as possible

i need to be the five-dollar millionaire
and have fancy cars to brag about

i need to be the talk of the town
and have money left over

i need thrift store chains to weigh me down
and charms to bling and sparkle

i need to be razzle dazzle
and discount famous