this is an itemized list of all my complaints because you just won't leave me alone
1. you keep disrespecting my personal space. seriously. just stay out of my bubble
2. you brag way to much. you keep inflating yourself to some god-like figure. be humble.
3. your hair is horrendous. bro. its like a weasel took a **** and then died on your face.
4. you don't listen to me. you keep interrupting me when i speak and its making me feel worthless.
5. you stalk me. it's creepy. you're always right behind me, even in the restrooms.
6. you don't do anything. when the night comes you don't walk me home you just run away.
7. you are a shadow. when i look in the mirror i see you but i hate you. i hate you so much.
8. you look just like me. when i try to hate you i just end up hating myself. i hate you.
9. leave me alone.