Of course
you'd choose her
with that pretty
little smile,
not me
with that crazed
look of mine.

Of course
you'd choose her
cute and small,
not me
pudgy and tall

Of course
you'd choose her
kind and sweet,
not me
a reckless wild treat

Of course
you'd choose her
thoughtful and smart,
not me
who would rather eat a ****.

When will I meet the man
who will choose me
especially with all my insecurities?