Of crocodiles And betrayal, Boudica's clad In chain mail, Cleopatra Uncorks Another bottle, Scythed-wheeled chariots Going full throttle.
In gems and jewels And golden bangles; Crowns tilted At jaunty angles. Telling Tales of lovers And kingdoms lost, And of The clever men They'd double-crossed With ruby lips, A breath of silk And pert ******* bathed In ***** milk, Until the asp And an axe At a slender throat, Then a sarcophagus And A wolfskin coat.
The Iceni queen And Ptolemy's wife - Whispering Sappho In the After-life; Where they get The giggles About what happened To Ceasar And swap some bits of gossip About The Queen Of Sheba.