Dear former lover,

You have no right to reach out to me anymore.

Since this is not intuitive to you, here’s a list of reasons why.  

1) Your feelings are no longer my responsibility. (That was your choice, not mine.)

2)  Carefully consider the following questions; Are you trying to clear your conscious? Are asking to use me to make yourself feel better?

3) There’s a great big world out there, filled to the brim with other people I’d rather talk to. What makes you think you have a claim on my free time?•

If you have any questions, please feel free to never reach out to me again.

(kindly),
f*** your feelings.

P.S. I changed your name to Mop in my phone, and the aforementioned name change is your contact photo. (Also, you’re blocked now.)

•how dare you