How are you? Not much
How have you been? Doing?
How are you doing? Been?
What’s new? I’m fine.

Let’s get together sometime.
Open invitation
Feels like forever since I saw you last.
Text me.

Definitely.
It’s a date.
Has it?
Text me.

Gassy, bloated, clammy, smelly, chicken in gums, sty in the eye, sweatpants stained, scrunchie, flip flop fleeing
Actual feelings.