How are you?
Not much
How have you been?
Doing?
How are you doing?
Been?
What’s new?
I’m fine.

Let’s get together sometime.
Open invitation,
feels like forever since I saw you last.
Text me.

Gassy, bloated, clammy, smelly, chicken in teeth, sty in the eye, sweatpants stained, scrunchie, flip flop fleeing
Actual feelings.