I don't love in half measures. If my love were bread, it would rise too much. If my love were a beer, it would froth over the rim. If my love were a tire, it would burst from the pressure. If my love were a list, it would spill off the side of the page. If my love were a river, it would flood the valley. If my love were a garden, it would overtake every other plant. If my love were a fire, it would scar the earth. If my love were a song, it would echo through the heavens. Are you ready for that?