She’s just on the other side of the Blue Mountains, the Ered Luin.

I can sense that she is in the far west of Eriador searching for a man who can keep her safe.

She is my Arwen, and I am her Aragorn…




She’s just on the other side of the forest moon of Endor, well Endor is actually the planet… the forest moon is just the informal name. The moon’s real name is “IX3244-A,” but not everyone knows that…

Anyways, she is my Ewok princess, and I will be her Peekpa. (For those of you who aren’t well versed in the force, that’s an Ewok. He’s a hero. Write his name down so you never forget him again. … … brave soul… cut down way too soon…



She’s just on the other side of this gelatinous goo. I can see her. She’s distorted, and there’s someone’s severed arm floating in the green between us.

But she’s there. She is my Queen. My nerd queen.

And she wants nothing more than me.