Oinker
why are you so fat?
"that's mean, Philip."
I know that

and it's really my fault
you're fat because of me
I tricked you on purpose
in my past life with glee

I made well sure
you don't know how to eat
and consume poison daily
while you think it's a treat

so, what now?
I'm back here on your side
though I lack a firm grip
on this judgemental mind

I strive to be ****
and high on my health
I heal the whole world
just by healing myself