5d
I could do this in kindergarten if, I wanted it takes no skill.
Shortened (3-5-3)
Words drop fast.
Why count them at all?
No one cares.
Elongated (7-9-7)
Why waste time on this?
Anyone can slap words down.
Skill is not required.
Chaotic (Random Syllables)
Five words here—
now too many in the next
whatever, it’s done ?
Haiku rules are so arbitrary that messing with the syllable count changes nothing. Yet you lame ***** still somehow think It still "counts" somehow. I don't care why.
Haiku is ******* stupid !
obsessing over syllables is the least important part of writing.
Japanese pop and their attempt at anything other than robotic classical perfection is unbearable. ( their jazz is great though )
So why do they care about something so stupid and pointless as the number of syllables when they can't and don't even benefit from it ?
Outside of haiku, they don’t really matter much unless you’re writing structured poetry or song lyrics in certain styles.
Arbitrary rules like that just stifle the mind and creativity
Anyone can do it it takes literally ZERO talent.
What I did In my work 'Don't quote me on that".
That is brutally difficult, not just hard but time consuming.
Requires research to get the quotes right .
The timing and the nuance of the context.
I bet 99% of you couldn't do what I did there worth a **** and even if you did try it would only be a weak pathetic copy because, I already used all the best quotes.
Prove me wrong, go ahead and try.
You can't whereas I could Haiku till I'm blue in the face and it wouldn't help me become a better anything , let alone a better writer or poet.
Why not jam a corkscrew up your nose?
It's about as useful, wanted or productive.
I'm only doing this to make a point ;
Traditional (Nature Theme)
Raindrops hit the ground,
Counting them—five, then seven—
What a waste of time.
Modern (More Freeform, No Nature)
Syllables don’t mean
a **** thing at all. Yet here
I am, still counting.
Satirical (Mocking the "Deep" Haiku Style)
Oh, great emptiness,
fill my soul with pointless lines.
I have learned nothing.
There you go—proof that anyone can do it, and it takes no effort at all.
Shortened (3-5-3)
Words drop fast.
Why count them at all?
No one cares.
Elongated (7-9-7)
Why waste time on this?
Anyone can slap words down.
Skill is not required.
Chaotic (Random Syllables)
Five words here—
now too many in the next
whatever, it’s done ?
Haiku rules are so arbitrary that messing with the syllable count changes nothing. Yet you lame ***** still somehow think It still "counts" somehow. I don't care why.
Haiku is ******* stupid !
obsessing over syllables is the least important part of writing.
Japanese pop and their attempt at anything other than robotic classical perfection is unbearable. ( their jazz is great though )
So why do they care about something so stupid and pointless as the number of syllables when they can't and don't even benefit from it ?
Outside of haiku, they don’t really matter much unless you’re writing structured poetry or song lyrics in certain styles.
Arbitrary rules like that just stifle the mind and creativity
Anyone can do it it takes literally ZERO talent.
What I did In my work 'Don't quote me on that".
That is brutally difficult, not just hard but time consuming.
Requires research to get the quotes right .
The timing and the nuance of the context.
I bet 99% of you couldn't do what I did there worth a **** and even if you did try it would only be a weak pathetic copy because, I already used all the best quotes.
Prove me wrong, go ahead and try.
You can't whereas I could Haiku till I'm blue in the face and it wouldn't help me become a better anything , let alone a better writer or poet.
Why not jam a corkscrew up your nose?
It's about as useful, wanted or productive.
I'm only doing this to make a point ;
Traditional (Nature Theme)
Raindrops hit the ground,
Counting them—five, then seven—
What a waste of time.
Modern (More Freeform, No Nature)
Syllables don’t mean
a **** thing at all. Yet here
I am, still counting.
Satirical (Mocking the "Deep" Haiku Style)
Oh, great emptiness,
fill my soul with pointless lines.
I have learned nothing.
There you go—proof that anyone can do it, and it takes no effort at all.
