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Ode to flummoxed walrus
We can't say elephant anymore it may be considered rac#*@ or offensive.
We have to cater  to those that might be  Sens uh tivv
Let them make all the rules  and get all the attention.
After all they deserve it for all that ...
you know that thing that they did...?
Which was what again ?

Ode to flummoxed Walrus its big hairy NUTZ slappin yer face !
One for R. Kelly
two for Cosby
a few for P Diddler Diddy we'll get you soon !
& 69 hundred million for Michael the smoothest Criminal Eva Jackson

Grabbing his crotch and just thrustin it right in yer face mom
all while wearing a single sparkly white fap glove the other oddly absent. James brown the coke head ex con strangely not consulted about any stolen moves  . ( I love James He really was a bad bad mamma jamma, )
  The smooth criminal . He told you in plain language  that  he was " Bad" .
He told you he would indeed  "beat it"
He minced no words when proclaiming
" I want to love you, PRETTY YOUNG THING !"
He  laughed as they swilled jesus juice in his **** Neverland paradise.
He  lied about bleaching  his skin . While the trash outside spilled over with ointment tubes  , K.Y . and  pill bottles / He had sham marriages to fugly obese weirdos while calling his kid  "blanket" .
Then confessed  " I'm lookin at the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways".
Then he dangled his kid from a lethal height over a balcony and laughed  he he he. " yer ignorant !" Don't be ignorant"
He rambled on about his tortured sexually abused missing childhood. to armed guards at his private theme park  to junked out carnies that left him alone in Ferris wheel  cages with cancer patients that would be dead before their cases went to trial.
You know real radio friendly top 40 , G  rated stuff.
I mean who doesn't have life sized  **** smeared carboard cut outs of Shirley Temple and other kids in their private *** dungeon where only he has the key to your kids room , as the parents signed N.D.A's so their little bundles of joy could stay  over when ever HE wanted.
Private hidden drug closets   full of role play out fits  and laser surgery to remove his ***** all while transforming his face into a grotesque plastic surgery nightmare.
Those were the times .  " remember the times"?
Tyson had just been convicted of **** and assault
and O.J.'s glove didn't fit  so they must acquit.
Tupac cried about his crack ***** mommie given his homies venereal disease as  Ez-E shrank away dying of aids but still bustin caps  and blastin fools.
There are no patterns here.
Every one  is innocent.
The MAN just tryin to keep us down. Yo
Jeffery Alan Hoover
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