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Knickerspoo

There once was a man with a flu Who ran in the night to the loo: He stubbed all his toes In consecutive rows While filling his knickers with poo.

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Published: Feb 22, 2025
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Tags: #night #bathroom #humor #fecal #fecundity #emergency #pajamas #flu #diarrhea #limerick

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