Say hi to your new girlfriend for me
Tell her she's the only one in love
Tell her that she'll never measure up

Hug your new girlfriend for me
Tell her that I'm finally free
Tell her that I'm now allowed to be comfortable in my own skin

Bless your new girlfriend for me
Tell her that she'll be let down
Tell her that her pretty smile will turn into an ugly frown

Pray for your new girlfriend for me
Tell her not to be depressed
Tell her that in your life she can never come first