I never understood
The worship of celebrities
Especially actors
Oh, good for you
You did a great job
At pretending to be someone else

Well,
You know what?
I pretend to be someone
Else
Everyday
I pretend to be
Happy

So where the ****
Is my award?
Because I've been doing this
All day
Every day
For twenty-three years

And I don't get paid for it.


So why am I supposed
To praise you
For something I always
Have to do?