I think I'd like to join a frat;
What a big jump that’ll be.
From spending nights in solitude,
To joining a community.

I think I’ll join a co-ed one;
They seem like just my kind.
Greek letters all sorta sound the same,
So the right one’s hard to find.

I'd never live in a frat house,
Like the ones all up Court Street.
No, rather one whose members
Are in dorms, just like me.

I think I'd like to join a frat;
What a huge leap that'll be.
From sitting alone in my dorm,
To lounging, laughs, parties.

There's one this one girl told me of;
It seems quite promising.
I missed the rush, though; **** me, then;
Did I blow my chances in?

I'll find someone—no, contact them;
Yes, just text the frat’s Insta soon.
I'm desperate, I must admit
to belong & feel included.