She had a thing for tapered candles In a dildonourous way Wick fully lit On the end pointing outwards Or So they say But the same drugs That fuelled her depravity Sent her to sleep As the flame burned on stuck there in the deep Luckily the candle blew out And the wax hardened there Once thought lubricant Become sealant Set standing there And so the gods posed her In an image so stark An avante garde Candlebra Displayed in the dark