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And now it starts - in Trump's own words

by raidoc

And now it starts, And yes, I'm back at last, Four years of trials and tribulations, Capped off by this raucous jubilation. I fought and won, Proved them all wrong, The denigrators, The fake media perpetrators. Now watch them squirm As I storm into my term, So much to do, A solemn promise made to you. I ask why was I spared, When into death's eyes I clearly stared, But when that moment I re-live, This is what I’m here to now achieve: Stop the woke, Don't call a girl, a bloke. Make us safe, In this our home, our sacred place. Make us strong, So that bad actors do no wrong, Aim to win, Proving we are made of steel not puny tin. Stem the divide, For racism I simply shan't abide. Democrats so played this ruse, Our democracy to harness and abuse. Let law and order thrive, Reclaim our streets - our cities to revive, Where children learn that doing right, Is what gave our nation majesty and might. For merit alone to be the glue, So that we build and not undo, Step up and take the strain, Choose sunshine over rain. Vet the folks that we let in Ones that work and help us win; Stop the thugs that sow despair, See how much they truly dare. My time may however prove too short, But no promise made will I abort, I’ll fight for you with all my might To make our future prosperous and bright. So thank-you America and watch this tale, As the train to Woke I thoroughly derail, No time to waste, I’m working fast, Ensuring all that’s bad we quickly blast!
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Written by
raidoc
M / Naples, Florida
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Written by
raidoc
M / Naples, Florida
Published
Jan 24, 2025
Time
3m
Notes

This is a parody of course - however pretty close to what Trump would say I'm sure.

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#trump#usa#society#politics#america#humor#parody#satire
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