Amigos! From the land of dusty saddles and silent films,
We ride not for fame, fortune, or a “plethora” of piñatas,
But for something far greater:
Friendship, honor, and maybe just a little tequila!

This is no movie set, no cardboard desert.
The Invisible Swordsman? He’s busy.
El Guapo? Still crying over his “sweater.”
But us? We’re here, live and in Technicolor!

We don’t bring a pinched hat, oversized pistols,
Or the dance moves from “My Little Buttercup” (well, maybe just one verse).
Instead, we bring a pledge: to share, to grow,
And yes, to face all the infamous El Guapos of the world.

We’d gladly sew like the wind,
Charm your horses with German accents,
And fire off celebratory shots into the air—carefully this time!
Because we know:
“Wherever there is injustice, you will find us!
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... THE THREE AMIGOS!”

But don’t worry, we’ve learned from our mistakes.
No more margarita misunderstandings or “infamous” confusion.
We promise not to confuse your customs with a “silly stunt show.”

So, let’s toast with a tequila—salud!
And maybe sing a verse to the Singing Bush.
Because this isn’t just a partnership;
It’s a mission... a real mission... from God.

Wait, wrong movie.

¡Viva los Amigos!