Ah, a wonderful thing,
No wrong when it's involved

Previous employer wanting to prove he doesn't lack in the genital region
Calling me a nuisance...

They fired me for no reason, I walked away peacefully. Visited a couple of times for fun and friends who still worked there.

Yet here I am not allowed to enjoy the business festivities because I'm a "nuisance"

Yeah, nobody is questioning your genitals now!