"What did you say?"

"Nothing, I ..er.."

"Speak up lad, I can't hear ya."

"I don't want any trouble."

"Nah, you just opened yourself up to a world of trouble. I'm gonna kick the ******' **** out of you."

"I'm on my phone, talking to my mate, not you."

"Mouthy as well. Alright, let's have it."

"Were you breast fed?"

"Eh?"

"You lack compassion."

"What's your game?"

"Repressed homosexuality?"

"Say, what?"

"Do one, Doris. I've got your number."

"I... er...  do you fancy a drink?"