Wrote it out and letters flowed Under a shelf the crows did crow By the lamp in the corner of the room The plug sockets begain to whisper of doom The kithen sink had been overthrown The tap had decided on an absolute no The plasterbord cursed and swore As the carpets crawled across the floor The lightbulb had committed suicide The mirror discusted, could not abide The wok was angry nothing was made The milk was off but still in date The cheese had crept grown hairy and wet The candle sang a sweet pure glow The coffie table enjoyed the tiny solo The couch sighed deep The shoes prayed for feet The saving foam lay quiet and wept The razor blades denyed regret The freezer buzzed with cheep delight The candle lost the ability of sight The radiators were sly with cold The tins of soup felt wrinkled and old The wooden spoon was burned then sold A new black sock went grey with shock The skirting bords pointed & mocked As a toothbrush choked and twisted and coughed The eggs were angry The spoons were not And when it hit tweve? The clock just stopped.