A monster of cookies and a man of spiders Lie in a stilted plastic embrace On the floor of my shower Waiting for my sleepy naked foot Like a soapy cartoon landmine In the semi darkness Where I don’t expect to face my mortality By way of a crushed skull From a forgotten toy Regardless of how well it would fit With the rest of the story These aren’t the assassins That I once thought that I would face Although I do revile the blue one’s Wanton destruction of innocent pastries I had conceived of my enemies In grander terms Back when my super powers Were just in front of me And I was the small naked hero Narrating the struggle for the world In the shampoo rain while my father Far above and far away Presumably kept score and kept mumbling Something about something And the bruises On his feet