there once was a fisherman who went looking for words, (he knew exactly how close the words words and worms was) so he took grubs; and pushed them up into an inconspicuous place where they festered and were expelled, (completely without grace) he survived in the end, without comment, without friend, but he wandered, and now is here
I think there was a cartoon about an old man named slobberman, who said the most confusing things, you couldn't understand him for all that slobber.