Like Bill Murray at the end of Scrooged I'm overcome with emotion And it's not just the ***** Unfettered sentimentality Swiftly accrued As I roll round in mawkishness That I consume like food Pining for that which I let die And would again To myself I just lie I wouldn't know the truth I'm an alien to it Like some bastardised reverse ******* Jimmy Stewart.
If I could work my will nephew,every idiot who went around with a merry Christmas on his lips would be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a sprig of holly through his heart.