Just a sherry at Christmas Or your liver in a sling Maybe one o them For whom Abstinence is the thing We spread across the boozey map In all the directions there are Negotiate the contours As we head toward the bar Some move to the desert Where there barely falls a drop Some might as well live in the ocean The soak that never stops Some imbibe for giggles Others to ward off life To many it's a form of marriage The sauce she is my wife WetherΒ Β slightly buzzed And connected Or too arseholed to think We see the city on the hill As where we go to drink.