I had  strong legs once long ago
I could pump over 100
They looked like stout pillars yah know
My best part ,I felt like a stud

I could pump over 100
I think women liked them the best
My best part ,I felt like a stud
My arms and head not so blessed

I think women liked them the best
I liked to wear shorts or jeans too
My arms and head not so blessed
My legs like stout **** poles ,ooh!

I liked to wear shorts or jeans too
I have a stump and one weak leg
My legs like stout **** poles ,ooh
I work  the good one enough said

I have a stump and one weak leg
They looked like stout pillars yah know
I work  the good one enough said
I had  strong legs once long ago