Christmas Eve probably 1978 The sweet smell o roasting turkey From the back kitchen emenates Albert Finney's Scrooge on the box The grate hung with three socks The tree smelling the way The trees used to smell Sugared glacier fruits Banana toffee Turkish delght Tangerine Apple Pointless vitamins In the torrent O ***** Then Jimmy came home Comedic drunk Rolled round on the carpet Spouted his usual funk Then crawled up the stairs And collapsed on the bed On Christmas morn he thought That he'd already Been here Deja vu The spirit o Chrimbo Can make you feel queer.