The Bottle.

I have strong hands.
They can crush cups,
With a slight difficulty factor.
Paper.
Man, what a man.
Anyway.
They say..
He tried to open a bottle of iced tea.
Rasberry.

For me.
Couldn't.

What a whimp.
So he got "she" to do it.
There is no she.
Matter of fact.
My name ain't jack.
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