Unlike Caeser, I fear not the Ides of March. Nay! My curse, it comes the day before. On this dark day my mind is terrorized, with each dull digit that I now memorize. Evil ratio! Upon Your endless path I cannot gain. Dreadful day! Thou doest mock me in my mortal pain. Irrationality! Surely this, the price that I do pay. Yielding now, I wave white, before this wicked wretch, we call Pi Day.