Understudy of a forensic Pathologist.
Drug addict (when physically addicted).                    
Except for the entire seventies.
Alcoholic, (there is a difference you know).                
Liar.
Cheat.
Thief, so they tell me.
I just feel.

That’s all it is.

Thinking hurts.

Feelings too.

I’ll take the latter at this point.
Or the ladder.