swedish death metal bands and i see the world through the same eyes but i don’t burn down churches i do things sunnyside up it’s how i’m built i help people breathe when they can’t that’s how i make my millions i scribble pictures post poems on lightpoles make music videos by the hundreds throw abstract shows and whip instruments incessantly to hear them squeal i brought a family into the world took care of them and now admire the amazing trails blazed by our kids while swimming in the wake of my intrepid beautiful intellectual juggernaut wife i do sit-ups, lift weights with my permanently damaged bicycle arm feed a couple of cats every frigging day and am probably the library’s number one customer