THE Serious man from Puerto Various.

Came rolling in. He dropped a seed and rolled out of town  the same way he rolled in.
Johnny Appleseed of the pampas.

Never met the man but his reputation preceded.
A pensive type they tell me. Women seemed to find him more than he found them.

Kudos  Mr Appleseed. A ninja. Restless leg syndrome.
Antsy. I feel I channeled him.

No one else to blame for my mercurial ways.  
Process of elimination.

My sons of which there are three, they all have the way
as well. That look and pensive pause after the blurt.
The truth can hurt.

I am my father's son.
Of that I have no doubt.