Ever step into an elevator that was **** filled and you cussed out loud.

Ever use a public toilet and reached for the handy wipe and the roll/box was empty. ?

Ever find a hair in your food and it had a ****** attached. ?

Ever show up on a blind date and broke you face and then realize that you did. ?

Ever catch yourself bumping and grinding in your sleep and  you wake up and your sweety is sitting up looking at you with that look. ?

Ever try to ease a silent but deadly in a quiet room and break bad. ?

close encounters of the worse kind.