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Jimmy silker
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Sep 26
Mitch Hedberg 4 (deep approximation)
I boiled three eggs the other day
But only eat two
Waited for the third to cool
Then put him in the fridge
As future fuel
Left him there maybe three days
Cos I'd switched from protein
Then noticed he'd started to crack
Good lord!
I thought
This one is a survivor!
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