The whole worlds trying to **** me,
Except you.
I love it. The savoury taste flooding my tastebuds.
The jar you’re held in, seems to grow ever bigger.
You on the other hand, seem to grow ever smaller.
Bit by bit, every single day.
So whenever you run out, I’ll buy some more.
Just to make the jar feel smaller.
But it seems lately, you’ve gotten sour,
The savoury taste long gone,
Oh! It’s sad! You’ve expired!
It’s a shame.
I’ll have to discard you.
Well, luckily, it’s not all a waste.
Without you, I wouldn’t have stayed on this earth much longer.
You’ve helped me to live.
It’s rather sad, for you.
But don’t worry, I won’t be sad for so long.
I’ll soon get another jar of kimchi.
Savoury, spicy, delectable.
You won’t be missed soon.