and out of the alpine mists a lone figure appeared
well, not lone, entirely, for upon its graying and wind-blown head rested a yellowish straw-sewn bird (?) of some kind didn't really get, you know, a very good look at it running, as i was, for my life but i did hear in heated passing as through that shadowy figure i seemed to slip:
there's a mountain up ahead made of smoky black glass stone magic you can-
speak up, **** you, i rejoined i can't hear very well through these woolen and aged ears
if you try, it returned, barely louder, you can really SEE through the ****** thing don't ask me how it just works have a look, you'll see for YOURSELF miles away you can make out things adistant from where you stand
and so, arriving finally at the foot of it i tried, fool that i am leaning in close and squinting ****** idiot though i felt myself to be for the rock was rock and SOLID dark mineral regular ordinary ROCK nice try, i thought, beginning to turn away
but then just then it worked, by god, through the smoky black stone i could SEE sure enough miles afar and years away there among trees and hills and bee-laden flower heads there i saw