bland perfume! i INSULT your un-proprietary-ship- like behaviour of letting your scent drift everywhere and anywhere in cakes and eggs - you and your indifference that grants you ownership of roads. you bean with legs that run amock across my dishes weeping easy smiles and a cool 'hey' to the ingredients in my kitchen - oh - how they swoon at your cheap fancies how they value the banal and cherish you - the extraordinary mediocre.