Dead people. Everywhere. Literally. They don't know it. Yet. But each and everyone of them Will witness The ultimate ending. The end of their journey. The last exit. Some sooner. Some later.
But not me. I am immortal. Invincible. Indestructible. Unbreakable.
Once the second last person on earth draws their last breath I will be the last man standing. That will be the end of all.
No newspapers. No chocolate bars. No football games. No prison rapes. No weddings. No 4 course meals. No bull riding. No marathon running. No coffee. No drugs. No jobs. Nothing.