for most of us working a job is a lifelong mindfuck we've been snowed into believing we must dedicate our lives to making some invisible ******* rich pay unceasing attention to tasks unimportant and irrelevant commit unflagging effort our entire adult lives to nothing special until we're parked out to pasture so we develop investment strategies for enduring the workweek spend too much for designer coffee pay extra for easier parking buy lunch when we could bring a sandwich flirt with the skirts or broad shoulders all effective crutches to keep us going it would be epic to get more of a return on our investments than a dishwasher or two