Dear Gentlemen,
May I share with you a secret?
Some of you have already known,
some might overlook it.
No matter what your Lady says,
she loves it when you call her.
Her "If you're busy it's ok" is really not ok.
Your "I'm too busy to call" is definitely not ok.
No matter how busy you are,
you can always make time for your beloved.
A phone call, even with no conversational substance,
makes her believe you two are closer.
A phone call, even just a quick "I just miss you that's all",
strengthens her devotion.
A phone call, every now and then,
lets her known she is on your mind,
reminds her of you,
makes the sense of togetherness shine through.
So, Gentlemen,
no matter how much poetry you have written for her,
how much love you dedicate to her,
how many flower bouquets you send her,
every now and then, do yourself a favor,
put everything else aside (no multitasking!)
to call her on the phone.
If you are married,
call from work.
If you share the same place,
call from outside.
If you meet way too often,
call when you do not.
The more frequent your name appears on her little screen,
in her smart, love-coated mind,
The more grossly exaggerated your time of devotion will be.
Dear Ladies,
sorry that I slipped out our secret.
It just sucks not hearing that special ringtone
(you know, the one only his calls make)
a little more often,
doesn't it?