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finn
Poems
Jul 13
pyramid scheme
“one,”
just sell
one - start
with one and you
can move up to our
next tier; where you can
buy the products from us
and we take only a ten percent
cut - ten percent only! In fact, we’ll
even give you a discount if you buy in
bulk - we also have a credit system, you
know, where you get five credits for each new
member you recruit, and five credits means you
get a discount on your next purchase, see, so if you
just sign up four friends, it’s totally guaranteed you’ll
make back all the money, didn’t you want some extra cash
for that car? It’s totally trustworthy, just sign on the dotted line!
a pyramid shape :)
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