“My Oath of Enlistment Does Not Have an Expiration Date”
Well, yeah, it does
If it doesn’t then I’m out of uniform If it doesn’t then I’m absent without leave (54 years – you’d think someone would have noticed) If it doesn’t then I need to report to base If it doesn’t then I must obey President Biden
If it doesn’t then I must obey all officers (Is that a shavetail ensign at my door?) If it doesn’t then the manual of arms… (With a walking-stick? Really?) If it doesn’t then I gotta get up at 0400 If it doesn’t then my Sperry Topsiders need a shine
I left my oath of enlistment in Viet-Nam There, with the memories of many dear friends It will rest in peace without any regard For someone else’s made-in-China slogan tee