Connie-the-Haircut-Queen sells us pecans Every Christmas, good Methodist pecans A fundraiser sponsored by the women’s club To be baked into cookies and pies for Christmas day
Methodist pecans
They used to come from my grandfather’s trees But now they’re grown and gathered somewhere else Packaged in plastic, certified, and sealed But still they’re good Methodist pecans
Methodist pecans
And in January when the hail-storms rattle Stuffed in a barn-coat pocket while tracking cattle